Hello, I am Cloverfield's #1 Fan and I really despise the sadistic sea-dwelling leviathans in the Aquarian Sea of Naboo known as Sando Aqua Monsters. When I first saw the asinine underwater scene if Star Wars Epsidoe I: The Phantom Menace; I was furious when I saw a Sando Aqua Monster bite a sexy eel-like Colo Claw Fish in two, especially since that scene promoted that abominable act in the name of saving a couple of Jedi and Jar Jar Binks. Therefore, this Blog will exact revenge against the Sando Aqua Monster by talking about how the Sando Aqua Monster will in turn become prey to an even more formidable leviathan known as Cloverfield.
Cloverfield's Favorite Food: Sando Aqua Monster
The Sando Aqua Monster's Chief Predator: Cloverfield
Ah, Clover from Cloverfield, that animal is about TWICE as big as the Sando Aqua Monster.
Cloverfield Specs:
Total Body Length: 1200ft (365.8m)
Maximum Width (arms outstretched): 740ft (225.6m)
Upright Height (from head to toe only): 350ft (106.7m)
Sando Aqua Monster Specs:
Total Body Length: 524-656ft (160-200m)
You want to know something even more exciting about Cloverfield, let me tell you. Despite being roughly TWICE as big as an adult Sando Aqua Monster, Clover is only a baby, I am not joking, it can be proven in the featurette below:
There are other reason as to why Cloverfield owns the Sando Aqua Monster starting with the fact that Clover was bombed twice and remained relatively uninjured and continued to desvastate Manhattan, the Sando would have been killed by just one of those bombings alone. Cloverfield has massive frontal arms that can easily reach out and grab an unsuspecting Sando Aqua Monster somewhat by surprise. Cloverfield's dog-sized parasites drop off by the hundreds and hundreds of them at best would render a Sando sluggish in its efforts to escape from or fight back against Clover or at worst wreck the Sando. Cloverfield can both move faster and strike faster than a Sando Aqua Monster. Cloverfield can use objects as projectiles such as the head of the Statue of Liberty. If Cloverfield can rip off the head of the Statue of Liberty, she can rip a Sando Aqua Monster apart like a lion would do with his prey. Cloverfield consumes a lot of seabed nectar and slusho, which gives it even more of an advantage over the Sando Aqua Monster. The clash of the leviathans between Clover and the Sando would not even be a fight, it would be a massacre!
